If you type “are” into Google and then one letter of the alphabet, the questions below are either the first, second, third or fourth query that auto-fills:
A: Are aliens real?
B: Are bigfoots real?
C: Are Comcast and Xfinity the same? [a fair question]
D: Are dragons real?
E: Are eggs dairy? [yes, if they are dragon eggs]
F: Are fairies real?
G: Are ghosts real? [SEEING A TREND HERE?]
H: Are hydrogen bonds an example of adhesion? [and Bam! followed by …]
I: Are Italians white?
J: Are Jews white?
K: Are koalas bears?
L: Are lentils beans?
M: Are mermaids real?
N: Are numbers adjectives? [actually, a good question]
O: Are Oreos vegan? [No, the the filling is made with dragon’s milk]
P: Are possessive pronouns adjectives?
Q: Are quantifiers adjectives? [wtf with all the questions about adjectives]
R: Are rational numbers closed under division? [I’ve always wondered that myself]
S: Are seasons capitalized? [what, no one is wondering if the Sandman is real?]
T: Are there aliens? [see “A”]
U: Are unicorns real?
V: Are vampires real?
W: Are witches real?
X: Are Xfinity and Comcast the same?
Y: Are you the one?
Z: Are zombies real?
For real.